someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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