wat bout pragnant strippers??
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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