my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
It's blow job season.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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