i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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