Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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