I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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