You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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