Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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