omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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