I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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