Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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