oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I feel like abortions should bother me more
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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