So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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