Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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