i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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