found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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