hotel room ftw
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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