it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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