Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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