She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just want nice things and good sex
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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