Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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