Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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