I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
high people should be assigned attendants
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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