ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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