So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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