TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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