I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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