I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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