i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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