Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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