Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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