He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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