life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
