Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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