Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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