Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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