I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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