kristin has been a bad kristin
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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