is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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