What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
3pm strippers are depressing
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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