is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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