I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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