There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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