marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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