Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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im on a boat
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