There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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