I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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