Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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