Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
false alarm. still invincible.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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