the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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