They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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