have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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