he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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