By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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